I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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