he shaved USA in his pubs
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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