Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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