That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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