lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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