I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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