ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Randomize
