I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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