Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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