PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
