So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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