I need help removing her.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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