yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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