No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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