I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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