What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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