how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She's the barista slut.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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