That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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