Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You don't make any sense
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Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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