i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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