xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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