I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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