found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He has the fingertips of a God
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