dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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