"it" just moved
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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