Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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