doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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