I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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