your room smells of hookers.
And success
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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