I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Randomize
