omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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