if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Randomize
