I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
