So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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