Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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