So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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