Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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