Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I woke up under a house in Key West
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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