You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
im on a boat
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