Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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