Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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