he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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