WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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