Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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