I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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