Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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