so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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