Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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