Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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