This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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