Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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