fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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