Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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