That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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