My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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