Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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