Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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