You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It's just like the Real World with babies
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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